AMARGEDOM

                                              AMARGEDOM

They say your life flashes before your eyes before you die. Ask those who touch their breast or groin and detect lumps.Y.O.L.O senses to be a motto and is quickly a source of terror. The name Jesus never seemed so powerful till you are on terminal testicular cancer.

People die everyday. They eat 30 quail eggs,siphon transformer oil,slip banana peels,get drunk and tumble down stairs:they die of consequential excessive libido,get fried by electricity,suffer fatal head concussions and spinal injury respectively.It leaves one to wonder whether the death angel does a victory war dance over such incidences or simply rolls his eyes and laughs sheepishly,bored at people making death child play.

An amusing research I have done reveals that death actually has six sons,one of whom is Pestilence,even death knows the importance of family:he literally rolls with them,they are all snakes in form.A quick read at the gospel of Bartholomew,yes it does exist,reveals that 30,000 souls depart out of the world daily.The controversial scrolls describe the resurrection of Jesus in comedy fashion.Says Bartholomew that death detected a disturbance in Amente,underworld,and approached the tomb with his six sons,to take a peek at who lay in the tomb.Well,death was shocked to death when the Man laughed at his face and forced him to unceremoniously flee with pestilence and crew at his heels.And you still refuse to get saved after reading this.

The greatest mystery of all time is definitely when Jesus will come back,officially that is.The trumpet,angel Michael,beast from the east,dark horse…if the beast is coming from the east then no wonder famine and AIDS and all myseries belie the east,I am guessing it resides somewhere around Central Africa Republic.

Sects couldn’t predict the trumpets,monks lied about the apocalypse,mormons fooled themselves too about the end of the world.I,however,am not waiting for the sun to get dark,you see,once you choke on that undercooked ugali, that’s your amargedom.You Only Live Once but die twice if you ask me,or the good book.Fact is,all war heroes and lynched rapists will arise once more from purgatory,and be judged once more,for the second death where you actually share a hot swimming pool with the devil,and believe me,or the good book,there are no sexy models to offer massages in that particular spa.Jesus died in the line of duty,his life and death meant so much to the universe that darkness chased light,curtains were ripped apart,tombs shook and zombies that actually looked and smelled good hopped out.

Choose your apocalypse.It is at your disposal.