WE ARE ALL JUST REBELLIOUS CHICKEN
Friend loses mum(jeezus!).Everybody at burial as custom.Am on a rickety taxi back home.(With a cock in my arms).My fans keep giving me chicken.Has to do with my western looks and habits.(Makes people look at yu like yu sexually harrassing somebody wen chicken
start screaming hysterically.)
Carrying chicken is embarassing(period)Modern day chicken undergo seal commando training on how to wrestle free of ropes and whatever decent container you come up with...wait for it...so that you can chase them across the highway.And you wonder why people keep dying trying to rescue chicken.
7 HABITS OF CHICKEN YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT
1.They really need water but keep kicking it away.2.They will most definately bite you if you take their eggs for safekeeping.3.They pour food outta the tray onto the ground so they can scratch for it.4.Will scratch and run if you try immunize them.5.The ones with chics fly at you kammukkazi style thinking they can destroy you.6.They keep running away fom you.7.*jipe shugli*
Reminds me of my relationship with God.Always thinking i got it all planned out.Know where i need to be and what i gotta be doing.Treating God like He is a mean owner.Taking what he gives for granted.
RIP Njuguna's mum...
Friend loses mum(jeezus!).Everybody at burial as custom.Am on a rickety taxi back home.(With a cock in my arms).My fans keep giving me chicken.Has to do with my western looks and habits.(Makes people look at yu like yu sexually harrassing somebody wen chicken
start screaming hysterically.)
Carrying chicken is embarassing(period)Modern day chicken undergo seal commando training on how to wrestle free of ropes and whatever decent container you come up with...wait for it...so that you can chase them across the highway.And you wonder why people keep dying trying to rescue chicken.
7 HABITS OF CHICKEN YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT
1.They really need water but keep kicking it away.2.They will most definately bite you if you take their eggs for safekeeping.3.They pour food outta the tray onto the ground so they can scratch for it.4.Will scratch and run if you try immunize them.5.The ones with chics fly at you kammukkazi style thinking they can destroy you.6.They keep running away fom you.7.*jipe shugli*
Reminds me of my relationship with God.Always thinking i got it all planned out.Know where i need to be and what i gotta be doing.Treating God like He is a mean owner.Taking what he gives for granted.
RIP Njuguna's mum...
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